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There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.

"Gone From the Chapel". "Dear Prudence" with Mallory Ortberg, www.slate.com. March 22, 2016.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

"Just Not There". "Dear Prudence" with Mallory Ortberg, www.slate.com. February 29, 2016.

You need to be able to express your resentment and sense of loss in a way that doesn't damage your partner.

"Just Not There". "Dear Prudence" with Mallory Ortberg, www.slate.com. February 29, 2016.

Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea!

"Open Shut Case". Live Chat, www.slate.com. December 22, 2015.

Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible.

"Open Shut Case" by Mallory Ortberg, www.slate.com. December 22, 2015.