Pubs Quotes

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

I'd like to think...that people in pubs would talk about my poems

Potter! There are hundreds of people thundering through my pub!

Looking back, I spent a lot of time sitting in pubs when I should have been perfecting my playwriting.

A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars.

Dublin was turning into Disneyland with super-pubs, a Purgatory open till five in the morning.

In a proper pub everyone there is potentially, if not a lifelong friend, at least someone to lure into an argument about foreign policy or the Red Sox.

Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy.

In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?!

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.

James, that's a bad situation. I'm not saying it's not repairable, but it's pretty far. When you go from being in one of the best bands in the world to some cover band... as far as I'm concerned, he was playing down at the pub.

A lot of bands have the enthusiasm kicked out of them by playing really dreary pub venues that just churn bands through.

You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back.