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Funny Drinking Quotes

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

Roy Blount, Jr.

Book, Anchors, Funny Drinking

"Summer Reading; Reading And Nothingness, Of Proust In The Summer Sun" by Roy Blount, Jr., www.nytimes.com. June 2, 1985.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Thinking, Funny Drinking, Sober

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Friday, Funny Drinking, Alcohol

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

Drinking, Occasional, Funny Drinking

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

Funny Drinking, Alcohol, Sorrow

John Fletcher, Nathan Field, Philip Massinger (1991). “The Bloody Brother: A Tragedy”

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Drinking, Funny Drinking, Drink

Song: Traditional Irish Folk Song

The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.

Government, Two, Funny Drinking

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