Barns Quotes

It’s what you sow that multiplies, not what you keep in the barn.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

I compare myself to a good barn. You can have a good barn, and if you paint it, it looks a little better. But if you take the paint off, it's still a good barn.

My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.

I quite like antiques. I like things that are old and the history they bring with them. I would rather fly to Morocco on an $800 ticket and buy a chair for $300 than spend $1,100 on one at Pottery Barn.

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

I like a man who likes to see a fine barn as well as a good tragedy.

I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.

A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains, and drop and drop make the inundation.

Barn's burnt down...now I can see the moon.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after they have given them to the collective.

Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.

It's no use closing the barn door after the horse is gone.

I need an endorphin boost.” “And making out in an abandoned barn with me will give you one?” “No, it will probably put me in an endorphin coma, and I’m more than happy to test the theory.

If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

having considerable mind, changing it became almost as ponderous an operation as moving a barn, although not nearly so stable.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.

Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, . . . with joy To see how plump my bags are and my barns.

The promises of God are samples of what is promised; as a handful of wheat is of the barn.

The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies.