Austin Quotes

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Me being able to beat up Austin Powers? I mean, how great can that be?

I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

People don't live in Austin to work, they work to live there.

I always love to come to Austin.

The success of the second 'Austin Powers' caught us by surprise a little bit. We had decided not to do even a second one, unless the audience wanted it and we could do something better.

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

I like it here in Austin. Anybody got a room?

There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.

The most exhausting thing you can do is to be inauthentic.

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

To me [Edgar Allen Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.

Murder is terribly exhausting.

If you ask, what is the first step in the way of truth? I answer humility," saith St. Austin. "If you ask, what is the second? I say humility. If you ask, what is the third? I answer the same - humility.

Infelicity is an ill to which all acts are heir which have the general character of ritual or ceremonial, all conventional acts.

Going back into the history of a word, very often into Latin, we come back pretty commonly to pictures or models of how things happen or are done.

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

I hadn't done a comedy for a while. I had directed a very low budget movie called The Ape and it was playing at a festival in Austin. Judd [Apatow] was there and he came and saw it and it's kind of funny.

Exhausting thought, And hiving wisdom with each studious year.

Being in love is an exhausting business.

Trying to obey and serve God before we've come to love Him can be exhausting.

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.