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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Alexander Woollcott
Illegal Things, Illegal, Fattening
"The Knock at the Stage Door". Reader's Digest, December 1933.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.