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First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

Chris Farley
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"Saturday Night Live (Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil)". TV Series, May 15, 1993.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.