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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."

Chic Murray
Funny, Lying, Fall
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked 'What's the matter? Did you fall over? So I said No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it.