The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.
When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.
I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!
You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
Balls in general are not a good looking item.
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I gotta learn to rap.
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.
Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
