Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
