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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Family, Uncles
Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.35, Zondervan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Family, Witty

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

Rodney Dangerfield
Family, Running, Men

My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.

Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Family, Growing Up

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