P. J. ORourke Quotes about Sailing

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There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

P. J. O'Rourke

Funny, Mysterious Things, Sailing

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Holidays in Hell: In Which Our Intrepid Reporter Travels to the World's Worst Places and Asks, "What's Funny About Thi”, p.144, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.

P. J. O'Rourke

Funny, Australia, Sailing

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Holidays in Hell: In Which Our Intrepid Reporter Travels to the World's Worst Places and Asks, "What's Funny About Thi”, p.145, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you.

P. J. O'Rourke

Funny, Sailing, Green

P. J. O'Rourke (1987). “The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig”, Pocket