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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

P. J. O'Rourke
Golf, Long Walks, Two
P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.265, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in your forties but generally your wife makes you stop them, as Bill Clinton found out.

P. J. O'Rourke
Golf, Wife, Bills
P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.506, Atlantic Books Ltd

You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.

P. J. O'Rourke
Golf, Swimming, Games
P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.507, Atlantic Books Ltd

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