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Martha Bolton Quotes

If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.

If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.

Martha Bolton
Women, Thinking, Perfect

Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.

Martha Bolton
Faith, Waiting, Sometimes

Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and we audibly sigh if the directions on the box require us to stir at the halfway point. Aw, I gotta stir? See what else is in the freezer.

Martha Bolton
Two, People, Cooking
Martha Bolton (2003). “I Think, Therefore, I Have a Headache!: A Laugh-Out-Loud Look at Life”, Bethany House Pub

I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.

Martha Bolton
Children, Years, Mold

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.

Martha Bolton
Fun, Husband, World
Martha Bolton (2000). “I Love You-- Still: To Keep the Love, Ya Gotta Laugh”, Fleming H Revell Company

I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.

Martha Bolton
Waiting, Way, Easy
Martha Bolton (2010). “Ha! GIFT: humor for the lighter side of life”, p.63, Simon and Schuster

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