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Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

Joan Rivers
Heart, Making Love, Bags

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers
Men, Making Love, Clean
"Joan Rivers on tour: Her bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes as she prepares for Royal Albert Hall gig" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. October 09, 2012.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

Joan Rivers
Husband, Fall, Making Love

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