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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers
Funny, Hilarious, Hate
Quoted in Michele Brown and Ann O'Connor, Woman Talk (1984)

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Joan Rivers
Funny, Hilarious, Mistake
"Funny Ladies" by B. Adler, (p. 147), 2001.

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

Joan Rivers
Hilarious, Sailing, Pay

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