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Herbert Beerbohm Tree Quotes

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

To a motley collection of women, assembled to play ladies in waiting to a queen, in Alexander Woollcott 'Shouts and Murmurs' (1923) 'Capsule Criticism'

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

"Beerbohm Tree" by Hesketh Pearson, (p. 110), 1956.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

Sir Max Beerbohm, Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1924*). “Hebert Beerbohm Tree: some memories of him and of his art collected by Max Beerbohm”

As far as I could discover, the notion that a play could succeed without any further help from the actor than a simple impersonation of his part never occurred to Tree.

Sir Max Beerbohm, Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1924*). “Hebert Beerbohm Tree: some memories of him and of his art collected by Max Beerbohm”

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Sir Max Beerbohm, Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1924*). “Hebert Beerbohm Tree: some memories of him and of his art collected by Max Beerbohm”

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1916). “Nothing Matters, and Other Stories”

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

Sir Max Beerbohm, Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1924*). “Hebert Beerbohm Tree: some memories of him and of his art collected by Max Beerbohm”

It depends on each and every one of me.

"Beerbohm Tree" by Hesketh Pearson, (p. 192), 1956.

Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.

When pressed by a gramophone company for a written testimonial, in Hesketh Pearson 'Beerbohm Tree' (1956) ch. 19; Beerbohm later insisted 'the immortalism must stand' when asked to make amendments

My poor fellow, why not carry a watch?

To a man in the street, carrying a grandfather clock, in Hesketh Pearson 'Beerbohm Tree' (1956) ch. 12

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

In Max Beerbohm Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1920) appendix 4