They asked me what I wanted to call my autobiography. I suggested: The Definitive Volume on the Finest Bloody Fast Bowler That Ever Drew Breath.
To be a great fast bowler, you need a big heart and a big bottom.
England's always expecting. No wonder they call her the Mother Country
Unless something happens that we can't predict, I don't think a lot will happen
There's only one head bigger than Tony Greig's - and that's Birkenhead
That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another
People only call me 'Fiery' because it rhymes with Fred, just like 'Typhoon' rhymes with Tyson
