Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 2

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child.

When all think alike, then no one is thinking

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Copy and paste is a design error.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything involving our children was painful in some way. The emotions, whether they were joy, sorrow, love or pride, were so deep and sharp that in the end they left you raw, exposed and yes, in pain. The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that - a parent's heart bared, beating forever outside its chest.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

When you're riding, only the race in which you're riding is important.