Fake Quotes - Page 4

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Let people see your struggles and don't ever fake it.

Fake it, fake your confidence until it's real. I think it's a good way to live most of your life.

All Satan's Apples Have Worms. I do not deny that the Devil has some pretty apples; I just say that all of them are fakes and that after you bite into them, you will find they have worms. All Satan's apples have worms.

You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes.

Once you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything.

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.

Fake feeling good.... You're going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you'll actually start feeling happier.

Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.

The Constitution has to be interpreted loosely, otherwise it becomes a straitjacket. You can't interpret it literally. You can pretend to, and go digging around in 18th Century dictionaries to figure out what 'cruel and unusual punishment' meant or what the 'right to bear arms' meant, but that is all fake really. The Constitution has to be interpreted in light of modern needs, and that's what they (the strict interpreters) end up doing in spite of all their investigations.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

If we fail to look after others when they need help, who will look after us?

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart.

One thing that you cant fake is chemistry.

The fake Zionist [regime] will disappear from the landscape of geography.

All politicians are bores and liars and fakes. I talk to people.

Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

And I'd like to give my love to everybody, and let them know that the grass may look greener on the other side, but believe me, it's just as hard to cut.

I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil.

A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.

In praising Antony I have dispraised Caesar.