America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
![America used to live by the motto Father Knows Best. Now we're lucky if Father Knows He Has Children. We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.](http://cdn.myquotes.org/images/stephen-colbert/america-used-to-live-by-the-motto-father-knows-best-now-were-lucky-if-father-knows-he-has-children-weve.jpg)
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.