When you know how to listen everyone is the guru
My guru is in my imagination anywhere. Anywhere.
I hang out with my guru in my heart. And I love everything in the universe. That's all I do all day.
My guru said that when he suffers, it brings him closer to God. I have found this, too.
When your guru gives you a command, you better listen to it. I love everybody. Even George Bush.
A man said to me, "You talk to your dead guru?" And I said, "Yeah." He said, "That's in your imagination." And I said, "Yeah!" Because my guru is in my imagination anywhere. Anywhere.