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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

Clint Eastwood
Funny, Gun, Want
"RJ Eskow: Confessions of a Gun Lover". Huffington Post, April 18, 2007.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Clint Eastwood
Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic
"Fictional character: Nick Pulovski". "The Rookie", www.imdb.com. 1990.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood
Funny, Sarcastic, Heaven
"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

Clint Eastwood
Funny, Movie, Sarcastic

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.

Clint Eastwood
Funny, Golf, Play

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